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Joke of the Day
"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
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"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."
"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."
"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."
"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror."
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"The joke of 2016 Trump"
"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."