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Joke of the Day
"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."
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"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."
"Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA ""behold my powers"" God: HAHAHAHA"
"What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors? Scissor me timbers!"
"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."
"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."
"May you never leave your marriage alive."
"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"
"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"