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"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."
"Ellen Pao right now [deleted]"
"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."
"Why, in the United States, do we not have the letter ""u"" in words like ""favourite"" and ""colour""? Because fuck u and no one likes u, that's why."
"Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel."
"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."
"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."
"Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes"
"What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!"