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"The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit."
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"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
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"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"
"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."