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Joke of the Day

"What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"

"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""

"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""

"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."