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Joke of the Day

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

"Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else."

"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."

"I discovered that r/sexwithdogs exists other day and realised Reddit is going to the dogs"

"I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?"

"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"

"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."