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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"

"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."

"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""

"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""

"Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"

"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""