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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"Warner Bros. before Warner Hos."

"Why are almost all brides dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the washing machine"

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."

"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it."