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Joke of the Day
"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"
Next Joke
"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."
"My girlfriend caught me cross-dressing So I packed up her clothes and left"
"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."
"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"The difference between Jazz Hands and Blues Hands... The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them."
"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""