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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Trying to assemble a team of superhero sex offenders. We definitely need the Flash."

"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"

"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom."

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"What's long, hard, black, wet, and full of seamen? A submarine, you dirty fuck."

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to make a mess and then make sense of it."

"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."

"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"