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Joke of the Day
"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."
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"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."
"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck!"
"A guy walks into a bar... The real joke is in the comments."
"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."
"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"
"What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper? ""Well that's really tiny writing!"""
"What do shingles and fat white women have in common? Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican"
"Patient: Doctor you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want."