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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."

"Ukraine asks Russia to leave... Russia replies, ""Crimea river."""

"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."

"Amazon Prime Day"

"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"

"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"