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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."

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"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."
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"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."