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Joke of the Day
"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."
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"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"
"What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you? A short woman trying like hell."
"What's the best part about having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? Finishing."
"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."
"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"