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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."
Next Joke
"THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. ME: As planned."
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"
"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."
"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"
"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""
"How Long is a Chinese name."