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Joke of the Day

"What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? Posting this question to r/askreddit."

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."

"Did do hear about the part of my house that died from a drug overdose? He was an attic"

"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."

"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."

"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""

"When you're in trouble at work, be frank... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."

"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"