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Joke of the Day

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"What's a joke that you invented? Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He didn't want to get spotted."

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A blowjob, because you can't beat a blowjob."

"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"

"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."

"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."

"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me ""Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"" So I bought her nothing."