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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
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"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"An Irishman walks into a bar Every night and then he stays there until it closes."
"I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead."
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"
"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."