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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
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"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."
"One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down."
"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"
"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."
"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."
"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
"Polish guy turns down A blow job He had three weeks left on his unemployment"