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Joke of the Day
"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."
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"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"What is the same about Subway and Jarred They both put 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns"
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"
"I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird."
"Pick up line - works everytime! ""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"""
"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"