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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"
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"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"
"My wife is like a new credit card. 0% interest for 12 months."
"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."
"What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical."
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an ese."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"
"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""