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Joke of the Day

"I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife."

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"

"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."

"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""

"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"

"A missing joke If found please pm me."

"Hiker's last words ""Who the hell do you think you are, that you are eating those blueberries dressed in that damned fur coat in the middle of this damned forest?"""

"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."