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Joke of the Day
"I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, ""Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"""
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"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."
"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."
"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"
"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"
"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."
"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"
"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."
"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."