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Joke of the Day

"What do zombies with dyslexia eat? Brians."

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars.......... out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT technicians being simultaneously taken out."

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"