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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"
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"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff? Snoop dog."
"Actor who had starred in almost every movie. Also Starring"
"Prisoner:*strapped into chair* Flip the switch & fry me. Guard: Oh, we're not electrocuting you... *college kid w/ acoustic guitar walks in*"
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""
"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."
"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"
"Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation... ... doctor said, ""This must be very stressful for your wife"". I replied, ""To be honest, it's getting on her tits""."