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Joke of the Day

"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."

"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"What do you call a black man visiting a zoo? a family reunion"

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"ME: I hate the Kentucky Derby. You get all dressed up and excited and the whole thing only lasts 15 seconds WIFE: Oh is that right"

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix"

"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"