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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."

"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."

"Why are camels known as ships of the desert? ... Because they are full of Arab semen."

"Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas!"

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"If you really think about it. Its kind of weird ""yoga pants"" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries"

"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"

"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."

"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"