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Joke of the Day

"[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."

"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"

"Are you in the comments? 'cause the real joke is always in the comments."

"This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes."

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."