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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"

"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out."

"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."