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Joke of the Day

"Are you in the comments? 'cause the real joke is always in the comments."

"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"

"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."

"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"I don't date Left handed chicks cause you know, Lefty loosey Righty tighty."

"He wants my carcasses apparently. I think autocorrect won that round."

"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"Did you hear about the man who had purple paint thrown all over him? He was violeted"

"They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile."