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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"
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"""That's nice dear."" -Grandmas version of ""cool story bro."""
"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."
"How often do I drink Blue Moon? Once in awhile."
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper? Rage Upon the Latrine"
"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs."