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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"
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"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."
"NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think ""I'd do her"" I have to remind myself... I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that."
"My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???"
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."
"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"
"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""
"Ain't no party like a dyslexic party Cause a dyslexic party don't pots."