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Joke of the Day

"My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies Snowballs was a great cat"

"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."

"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"

"How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati"

"I had a break up with my clone the other day... I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me."

"So aparently my local pub is haunted. Everyone keeps telling me the place is full of spirits."

"What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training? Concentrate on golffuck everything else."

"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."

"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."

"Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves."