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Joke of the Day
"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
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"""Stationary shop moves""....."
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."
"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"
"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts"
"When are you allowed to play with scissors? Never, under no circumcises!"
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"