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Joke of the Day

"Me: I hit the ejector seat and sent her through the roof by accident Cop: you're under arrest. I'm taking you to jail Me: let's take my car"

"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."

"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."

"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."

"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."

"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."

"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"

"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."

"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."

"""You're what you eat"" So when will your mum become me?"