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Joke of the Day
"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."
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"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."
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"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."
"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"
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