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Joke of the Day

"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""

"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."

"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"Einstein discovered three things slow time 1. Speed 2. Gravity 3. My Wife"

"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."

"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."

"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."

"Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows"

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"