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Joke of the Day

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."

"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge."

"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"

"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."

"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."

"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"

"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."

"Hey, man. Can I get a cold one? ""Sorry sir, the morgue is closed after 6."""

"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."