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Joke of the Day
"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."
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"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""
"Just got 30 orange oval stickers printed that read NOW HAMSTER FREE I'm putting them on all the meatloaf packages in this supermarket"
"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"My mum doesn't work in IT. So I don't get why she looks at me and keeps repeating ""I wish there was an undo button."""
"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."
"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"
"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."