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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."
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"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."
"Rocky Rooster walks into a bar and then the is swastika"
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"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."
"I'll accept the 'fat fingers' excuse for typos but if you fuck up your/you're I'm going to need to see a doctor's note explaining your IQ."