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Joke of the Day

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back and none in the ash tray because the Holocaust never happened."

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."

"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"

"My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack."

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."