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Joke of the Day

"What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot"

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"Did your mom get those plane tickets? I'm taking her to pound town"

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."

"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"

"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C."