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Joke of the Day

"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

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"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."
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"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."
"Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets"
"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"
"Why were you late ? Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""