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Joke of the Day
"Why were you late ? Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !"
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"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"
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"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."
"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."