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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
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"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."
"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."
"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"
"Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad."
"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"
"What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through."
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."