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Joke of the Day

"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."

"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""

"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"

"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick."

"what's the difference between the government and the mafia? The Mafia is organized"

"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."

"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"