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Joke of the Day
"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."
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"Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them"
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"
"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"What do you say to a two headed monster? Hello hello."
"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."
"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"