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Joke of the Day
"""I've got 99 problems and they're all FABULOUS!"" (Gay-Z)"
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"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"
"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"
"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""
"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"
"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""
"3... 2... 1... sandwich? You fool! You've pressed the LUNCH button, not the LAUNCH button!"