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Joke of the Day

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"

"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."

"*eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes up next to leftover pizza Voila! Breakfast in bed!"

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."

"The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say ""Die slowly"" and ""die quickly"". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian."

"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."