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Joke of the Day
"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
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"So a seal walks into a club. The end."
"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"
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"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."
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