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Joke of the Day
"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
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"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."
"My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math."
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."
"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."
"A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, ""Give me your wallet or you're science!"" The man says, ""Don't you mean history?"" The mugger yells, ""Don't try to change the subject!"""
"Have you heard about the movie director from space? Woody Alien"
"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."
"What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party."