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Joke of the Day

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."

"Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?"

"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"

"Went to a ginger convention today There wasn't a soul there."

"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."

"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."

"My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the ""Master-Baiter""."

"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."

"I was gonna make a dubstep joke... But I dropped it."