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Joke of the Day
"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."
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"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"
"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"
"Ellin Pao is a perfect redditor... A predditor, if you will"
"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"