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Joke of the Day

"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"

"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."

"A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits... He said, ""Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."""

"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"

"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."

"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic."