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Joke of the Day

"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."

"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""

"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"

"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"

"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"

"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."

"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"