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Joke of the Day

"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"

"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"

"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One did the moon walk, and the other one raped little kids."

"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""

"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."

"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."