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"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."
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"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."
"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."
"If the opposite of con is pro... ...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution."
"How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! :D"
"Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron...."
"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"
"What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight). (OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight."
"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."